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I've been trying to figure out why Google Reader is necessary for the past two hours.

Essentially you use it to plug websites in as subscriptions, and then it compiles any new posts for you to read in customizable and streamlined format. So basically it is an extremely limited web browser. As in, that thing which you use to use it. You know the channel guide you get to peruse satellite television? It's exactly like that, and yet I feel like I am wasting precious kilowatts without it.

I subscribed to Krista's blog and it feels as though I have parked a Google agent outside of her house in a black Cadillac, clad in a trenchcoat and watching.