The dryyyy cracker

I've presently no time for chit chat, except chit chat insofar as expresses my total inability to engage in chit chat.  Please except my humblest apologies and most guttural harrumphing.  

Just to tickle your interest, however, and because I'd hate to lose you to some other fancy publication hereabouts, here's a sample of the stuff I'm waist-deep in vis a vis school at the moment:

"The UNDP played a crucial agenda-setting role at an early stage with it focus on human security. It was noted earlier that development and human security are receiving more attention now from key global governance institutions such as the IMF and World Bank, partly b ecause poverty and inequality are increasingly considered to be national, regional, and global security threats.

Indeed, there seems to be a correlation between the level of entitlement to human security and propensity for conflict, defined not in orthodox inter-state arms terms but in the wider sense to include the most frequent form of warfare, instra-state. Over the period of 1990-95, 57% of countries experiencing war were ranked low on the UNDP’s Human Development Index, while only 14% were ranked high, and 34% were ranked medium. There may be a causal relationship between lack of material entitlement, health and education, and war.” Link.

Hmm?  

Did you make it through all that?  What did you think, was it boring or what?

Here's the really freaky part: I couldn't be more off my ass with unadulterated glee whilst reading this junk.  A politics major is I.

No, The Dandy Warhols, I will not listen to your infectious blend of indie rock and sparkles.