Don't go there, just don't

Mother fucker.

Dälek is releasing a new album, Abandoned Language, and it comes out tomorrow.

Dälek!
New album!

And I didn't know about this until just now holy tap-dancing Moses.  This is like Christmas and my birthday rolled into one.  Yes, a gargantuan, chain-encrusted, fire-breathing Christmas.

Ehm.

So, you'd think that a combination of math metal, Jams's omnipresent white noise, a website consisting of nothing but thousands of pictures of food, and shouting at your computer to locate a copy, any copy, of the album you totally didn't fucking know existed would result in a soothing night's sleep.  Wouldn't you?

Alas, some things just don't add up.

I just found a torrent for Abandoned Language. I hyperventilated as my trembling hand carefully manipulated the correct sequence of options that would hopefully, god-willing, deliver this unproven jewel to my ears. I blessed the wanton network of piracy that is the internet and may have developed tumescence.

I wonder if I'm the only person in the world who's losing sleep over industrial noise rap.