I furthermore submit that I am the centre of the universe and that this world exists only to provide me with women and chocolate donuts.
Now, I wonder which is more likely, Caroline accepting that my previous post has some merit to it, or the lot of you going along with my above stated insanity.
Who knows! But if I make this post long enough then the picture I posted of Dragonforce will sink below the text it is currently enmeshing itself in and I can stop twitching nervously.
My New Year's resolution is to tell more lies and lose weight. Try and guess which one is real.
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You lied to me.
You are a silly man, but I believe your first statment is true.
I hate you so much.
-Dan
I furthermore submit that I am the centre of the universe and that this world exists only to provide me with women and chocolate donuts.
That's the most sexist statement I've heard in quite a while. In my new, man-hating state, I am glaring at you. I really am. A death-glare. You're lucky not to be within my sight.
Guess who!
Hi Caroline!
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